Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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