hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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