Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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