I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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