i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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