I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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