i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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