yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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