i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I got inside last night via doggy door
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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