the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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