yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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