I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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