i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Who died my cat blue again?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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