You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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