I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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