Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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