Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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