i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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