Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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