talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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