He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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