But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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