What should our trivia night team be named?
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well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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