Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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