Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I've blown a few things in my day
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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