somebody snuck up and got me drunk
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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