You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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