Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We left the knife in your bed.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize