Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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