Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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