I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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