i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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