Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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