no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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