So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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