Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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