Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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