My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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