My nipple is on Facebook.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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