this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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