so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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