I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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