Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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