how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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