reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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