Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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