There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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