just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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