No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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