My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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